Desperate GTA 6 fans give up on predicting the elusive action-adventure game's release date through normal means, instead resort to astrology
Nov. 4, 2024If the moon is over there, and the stars are over there, does that mean GTA 6 is coming out soon?
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“Rockstar Games has potentially teased GTA 6 trailer two’s [release] date in a picture they posted featuring a moon in the waning gibbous phase,” a GTA 6 countdown account writeson Twitter, “which occurs on November 22nd.”
Like medieval peasants and the centuries of despairing lovers before them, GTA 6 fans have given up on patience and are now channeling longing into psychic prediction. I only hope, for their sake, that GTA 6 isn’t a Gemini.
But, just as some people maintain that French seer Nostradamus anticipated things like AI and McDonald’s way back in the 16th century, GTA 6 fans think there might be some truth in connecting the crime sim to the moon.
Except… there were plenty of waning gibbous moons between September 29 and December 1, and Rockstar initially planned to release GTA 6’s first trailer on December 5.
“Bro is losing his mind,” saysone popular reply. Palm reading might be more effective.
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Ashley Bardhan is a critic from New York who covers gaming, culture, and other things people like. She previously wrote Inverse’s award-winning Inverse Daily newsletter. Then, as a Kotaku staff writer and Destructoid columnist, she covered horror and women in video games. Her arts writing has appeared in a myriad of other publications, including Pitchfork, Gawker, and Vulture.
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