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Vampire Survivors developer Poncle just shared a roadmap for the goth roguelike’s next few content updates, but they’re as hard to understand as eternal life. OrDracula’s hairline.
Then, 1.11 is dedicated to the relic Darkasso, which permanently allows you to collect more Arcanas, and 1.12 potentially alters Vampire Survivors' ghoulish Ode to Castlevania DLC.
New content seems to be surreptitiously sprinkled in around all these shadowy updates, though their names don’t reveal much: “Final Flight,” “House,” “The Coop,” and “Mazerella,” which I have to assume isn’t a mozzarella typo. The important thing is, whatever’s in store for Vampire Survivors, it’s sure to be spooky.
After 3 years and over 30 updates, Vampire Survivors finally has vampires - and even Baldur’s Gate 3’s Astarion actor is here as Dracula.
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Ashley Bardhan is a critic from New York who covers gaming, culture, and other things people like. She previously wrote Inverse’s award-winning Inverse Daily newsletter. Then, as a Kotaku staff writer and Destructoid columnist, she covered horror and women in video games. Her arts writing has appeared in a myriad of other publications, including Pitchfork, Gawker, and Vulture.
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